Teen movie reviewer – Griffin Hon

Split (2016)
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense) and starring James McAvoy (X-Men: Days of Future Past) and Anya Taylor-Joy (The Witch), Split is the unexpected sequel to Unbreakable and the explosive supervillain origin story of The Beast… or Dennis, or Patricia, or Hedwig, or Barry, or any of the 23 distinct personalities that simultaneously manifest Kevin Wendell Crumb’s body.

3 teenage girls are abducted by a calculated kidnapper and wake up imprisoned in a nondescript room. Claire and Marcia desperately make futile attempts at escape. Casey, largely despondent, instead chooses to observe their kidnapper’s activity – eventually discovering that he suffers from Dissociative Identity Disorder. Kevin’s different identities, which completely change everything from his personality and mannerisms to body chemistry, range from a hyperactive nine-year-old with a lisp to an orderly middle-aged woman with OCD. However, the events of the entire movie cautiously build up through hushed comments to his mysterious, yet-unleashed 24th identity – The Beast. Worshipped and feared by the other identities within him, The Beast is said to have powers beyond any other creature on the planet, and his true, sinister intentions with the girls are slowly revealed.

Split begins like a simple escape-the-kidnapper movie, but very quickly its dark and complex undertones are realized. McAvoy’s absolute tour-de-force performance playing two-dozen characters at once is infinitely rewatchable and genius at the least. Taylor-Joy’s equally talented portrayal of Casey made the tense, hesitant interactions between Casey and Kevin a chilling spectacle. Every word spoken and every sound from the expertly creepy score is creating unbearable suspense towards the ending – which is shrouded in mystery, but really, it has been there… all along.

It’s highly recommended. 

Thank you for an awesome review Griffin! – Mrs. Long

Teen book reviewer – Anika Nayak

All Your Twisted Secrets, by Diana Urban, is a mystery novel about six teenagers, who have very little in common, and are locked together in a room. These kids got invited to a scholarship dinner, only to find out that it was a trick, and that someone had trapped them, with only one hour to get out. In order for the kids to get out they would have to choose someone to kill, or else everyone dies.

As time passes, the kids learn secrets about one another which may help them to discover who trapped them. The characters in this novel were very well developed, and that helped aid the mystery. The plot was well thought out and the ending was very unexpected. Overall, it was a great novel, and I would give it 4 out of 5 stars.

Thanks for a great review! – Mrs. Long

Teen Movie Reviewer – Lexi Hugel

The Kissing Booth 

This was an absolutely amazing movie. The actors are well chosen for the roles they portray and are all amazing. I would recommend all high schoolers to watch this movie because it’s truly amazing. If you don’t like romance movies then I would not recommend watching this. 

Joey King who plays the character of Elle Evans did an incredible job of portraying her role. All the emotions that were trying to be portrayed by the writer truly came through. Sometimes the movie gets pretty sad. Also Jacob Elordi and Joel Courtney did an amazing job in their roles as Noah Flynn and Lee Flynn. I love how this movie shows the importance of friendship, but at the same time you should always be happy for your friends achievements.

Thanks for a great review! – Mrs. Long

Teen Movie Reviewer – Griffin Hon

The Sixth Sense (1999)

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan and starring Haley Joel Osment, Bruce Willis, and Toni Collette, The Sixth Sense is Shyamalan’s first international smash hit, and rightfully so. Featuring some of Willis’ best cinema work accompanied with a stellar performance of then-child actor Haley Joel Osment and some of the most iconic scenes and lines in Hollywood history, The Sixth Sense is a must-see contemporary thriller classic.

Cole Sear is a troubled young boy whose unusual behavior spikes the interest of skillful child psychologist Malcom Crowe. Cole’s peculiar tendencies and intelligence eerily remind Crowe of one of his former patients, something that unsettles and intrigues him into further investigation. However, both Cole and Crowe are hiding their own secret – whether they are aware of it or not.

The Sixth Sense creates and retains an atmosphere suffocating with psychological tension, fitting for the movie’s volatile, supernatural undertones. Terrifying, emotional, and featuring a twist ending that will leave you speechless, The Sixth Sense has the ultra-rare quality of staying with you for days, months, or the rest of your life.

Thanks again for the great review! – Mrs. Long

Teen movie reviewer – Simran Goel

The Coldest Game (2019)
1 hr 40 min

The Coldest Game is directed by Lukasz Kosmicki. It is set during the 1962 Cuban missile crisis, and centers around a chess game between the American and Soviet teams in Warsaw, Poland. Josh Mansky (played by Bill Pullman), the American player, is an extremely intelligent college maths professor with only one problem – alcoholism. He is depended on alcohol to slow his brain down, as his brain often moves at a fast pace. T

The movie had a lot of potential. I went into it very excited as I love spy thrillers with all their twists and turns. Unfortunately, The Coldest Game just didn’t achieve that. The actors were amazing, but the plot was simply not interesting enough. There was a lot of room to dive deeper to create an even bigger impact, but this was not accomplished.

Though it was not the best movie, I would recommend it to people bored and just looking for something to watch. If you are searching for a movie that keeps you on the edge of your seat, this isn’t the one.

Rating: 3/5

Hope everyone is staying safe and healthy!

Thank you Simran! – Mrs. Long

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